What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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