- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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