- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

how do you win a game try your best

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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