- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

ejaculation JLR

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

im gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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