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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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