- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Women's Rights Movement

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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