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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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