What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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