- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

how do you win a game try your best

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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