- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

taking out the trash... at night

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Please don't shoot me

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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