- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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