- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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