How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

The Labour Party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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