- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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