- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Poop.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

European on my shoes, buddy.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Canadians

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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