A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Poop.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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