- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Anyone can post anything.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

ejaculation JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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