- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Whats 1+1? window!

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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