A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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