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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Ol-ive

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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