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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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