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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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