How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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