- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

women's rights.

Vaginal secretions

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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