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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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