- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Vaginal secretions

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A man penetrates another man.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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