A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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