your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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