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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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