A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Uh... What was emulating again?

read me write me

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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