- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

get in the car.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

identical jokes get different votes.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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