Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Lil Wayne

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

identical jokes get different votes.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

get in the car.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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