what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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