an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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