Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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