- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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