Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

whats up and also down? your mum

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Anti Joke

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