- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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