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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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