There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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