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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Lil Wayne

identical jokes get different votes.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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