There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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read me write me

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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