Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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