- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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