One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Vaginal secretions

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A man penetrates another man.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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