- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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