what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Once upon a time a was born

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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women's rights.

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Immigration Laws

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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