- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

poopy is poopy

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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