A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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