What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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