What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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