- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Women's Professional _________

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hellen keller

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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