What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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