What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Canadians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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