Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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rent a cops

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Women's Professional _________

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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