Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

George W. Bush

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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