What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Anti Joke

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