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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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