What more orange that a lime? Most things.

autistic kids rock

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A fat guy!

Please ignore this statement.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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