Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Anti Joke

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