What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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