- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

It's all Taggart

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Uh... What was emulating again?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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