Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo Mama just died.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

mitchell palmer sucks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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