- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

I am a mime

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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