- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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