- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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