- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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