- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Kyle grund parker coffey

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's 2+2? Fish

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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