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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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