- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Mogok Papiti.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Women's rights

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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