- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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