Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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