- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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