Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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I am quite mature.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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