your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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