How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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WILLY

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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