Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Prostitution is bad.......

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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