What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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